June 2012
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how to excite a crowd of black people:
cynique: play “poison” by bell biv devoe  This made me laugh because that is one of Dylan’s favorite songs. Best jam. 
Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Tomorrow,
Dylan and I both have to wake up at 5am for work. I think this is really cute.  It’s like we’re adults or something. 
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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Dylan bought hulu+
and this makes him the best boyfriend ever because he knows tv is most important to me.
May 30th
May 29th
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I honestly feel like this is the best I've ever...
Like my hair is cool and I feel semi-skinny and I should be getting somewhat tan soon. Seriously guys. 
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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This is the worst non-vacation ever.
I’m so tired and I have to drive home tomorrow. I just want to be back in Chicago so fucking badly. I can’t even speed because it’s Memorial Weekend and there’s a million cops. I’m probably going to cry like a baby once I get home. 
May 27th
May 27th
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May 26th
May 25th
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May 25th
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I'm driving to New York tomorrow.
My brother is graduating on Saturday. For some reason, I’m really not excited about this trip. Moving him out and a lot of driving in a packed car, ugh. Also, I’m a really big baby and am already sad that I’m not going to see Dylan for like four days. I’M SUCH A BABY!
May 24th
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May 24th
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WatchWatch
windycity: Tina Fey on Chicago: Chicago is a real city. Manhattan is like Epcot Center. Chicago is like a no-joke city. If you are in a neighborhood and you’re like, “Hey, this might be a bad neighborhood…” — you’re right. Get out of there. I live there.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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The Orphanage is having some electronic show going on right now. Hopefully these repetitive beats will help me fall asleep so I can wake up early and work the opening shift tomorrow. woohoo. 
May 19th
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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In honor of me feeling and looking very thin the...
I’m going to eat an entire pizza. Huzza!
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
hey all you vegans,
does this work?   http://www.myshobha.com/madhumini.htm
May 14th
May 14th
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Opening the pie shop
for the second day in a row.  I’m too tired. I just want to roll around in my bed forever. 
May 13th
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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I'm about to ride my bike a reasonable distance.
As in more than a mile. Even though I’m still going to take the cta for half the trip. But I’m riding by myself.  eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Doing so many summer activities! 
May 11th
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May 11th
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