February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
I love Groupons
I just got: a half dozen of donuts, 2 cupcakes, a giant cookie, and a coffee cake. ALL FOR 44 CENTS!
It always confuses me when people give up fast food for Lent. How do you eat that much fast food? How do you get that much money? Is Little Caesars considered fast food? If so, I think that’s the only fast food I eat, and once a month MAX.
idegosuperid asked: why are you so flyyyyyyy
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
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vintagebybike asked: Yo Becky, you were a runner up in our giveaway! You win $15 off anything in the Vintage By Bike store! Email us at Vintagebybike@gmail when you make any purchase over $15 and we'll send you $15 back!
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Portishead - Only You
Anonymous asked: do you go to school?
Anonymous asked: How tall r u?
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This is my iTunes because I don’t have a mp3 player.
Melody 6 - Tera Melos
Want You Bad - The Offspring
Stop The Car - Circa Survive
Touch and Go - The Cars
Radio Silence - Thomas Dolby
D.A.N.C.E. - Justice
Mr. Grieves - TV on the Radio
I’m Not Calling You - The Please and Thank Yous
Black History Month - Death From Above 1979
Little Miss Pipedream - The Wombats
As Clouds...
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